Chimney Manor Thanksgiving Menu

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  1. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    What's on the menu?

    Can't have turkey, they have feelings.
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...whatever it is it will be catered. that bitch aint cookin nothing.
     
  3. N Copter

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    Almond soup
     
  5. pontius pilot

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    caviar on scrambled eggs of course.
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i always like the people that have somewhere to go on thanksgiving just to make sure they dont have to cook anything. every thanksgiving my friends wife has somewhere to go. when shes home she does nothing but stay in her room and read books. her husband is waiting for her to die of a heart attack because she gets no exercise. treats her like a room mate, fuckin funny.
     
  7. Dump Button

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    Cirella Nuts
     
  8. N Copter

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    Where does she say she has to go on Thanksgiving? I wouldn't even know what excuse to come up with.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...oh its always to a family members house. on a regular day she might "cook" macaroni and cheese from a box. or fast food.
     
  10. N Copter

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    Wow, sucks for your friend.
     
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    frozen pizza for beth...ralphs cock for wiggy and a portion of nuts
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...even worse for their kid i think hes 8 years old. my buddy will bbq a steak if he wants one but he cant depend on his wife to do anything. they just have a kind of odd relationship, separate bedrooms even, its just weird.
     
  13. Zarathustra

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    One almond, One baby carrot.
     
  14. AuntDolly

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    That's sad. Hope they're not staying together for the kid. Not healthy for any of them.
     
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    Yup, sounds about right.
     
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    That's bullshit. I'm lucky my wife is dutch and her family has strong traditions of growing, preserving and cooking all there own food. We decided she would stay home with our son and its implied there's always a homecooked meal to eat.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...nah hes just using her to help make the house payment. he was going to divorce her once and told me his plan to keep her from her equity in the house. i had to set him straight and tell him no judge is going to treat the mother of his kid like a room mate. its her being needy, he walks all over her.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thanksgiving aside i think the one of the most important things for a family to do is eat dinner together every night and at a regular time or close to it if possible.
     
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    How about "Rescue Seagull"? Yummy.
     
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    Good woman you got there.