Chimney Rock NC Vacation

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  1. Lemmy

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    Going here for vacation...... http://chimneyrockpark.com

    We rented a log house and are taking the 4 pups along. There should be lots of nice hiking in the area so it should be a fun time. I hope Jackie is up to it!

    We have some creep staying at our place to take care of stuff. I'm gonna have to check the back yard for dead hookers when we get home. :facepalm:
     
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    If you went camping and you woke up and your ass hurt, would you tell anyone?

    like.. say you were camping with a few close friends and even a couple people who you didnt really know at all and of course there was quite a bit of booze at the camp fire..

    so you go to sleep real damn wasted and next thing you know, sunrise dawns and you awake with a extraordinarily soar anal cavity.

    now, would you tell anyone?
     
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    Gay sex.
    @garypagetwo :eek: same question applies to you! :gay:
     
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    That's a lot of fucking dogs to bring on a vacation.
     
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    Worst pic thread ever
     
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    You should let @Super Mario housesit for you while gone.
     
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    Wow I'm still recovering from last night. So me and my sister went out and were looking for some cheap happy hour places and ended up picking Friday's but fuck me I ended up spending over forty bucks. Some happy hour that was! Well three bars and many shots later I ended up at west park dancing like ahhippie to some hippy music band. That's the last thing I remember.
    I woke up still thrashed this morning in a some random driveway in Cleveland.my glasses were missing and I was in my sisters back seat and it was covered in my puke. I walked in to the house which all the furniture was from the fifties. Soccreepy. I was still so drunk and horny that my plan was to just get in to bed with any guy that was there and touch him. So If no guys were there I was going to go in the neighbors house

    Well I go in to one bedroom and accidently stumble and I tripped on the door and shut it and I got up to try to Open it and there's no door knob on it! I started panicking and I said OMG I'm in another house of horrers like those girls! That got kidnapped! So I started pounding on the door saying help but no one came so I jumped out window and fell in a bush.
    I was all Scratched up and I hurt my butt bone pretty bad I walked back in to the house and went in the house sAnd found my sister and said how did we end up in Cleveland and she said were in westlake and passed back out. I finally went in tthe basement laid down on a pile of clothes and masturbated for ten minutes. I was not able to cum and I passed out with my pants open.
     
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    W







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    No shit!

    I'm not there yet! :eek:
     
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    I told you not to tell anyone I was staying at your house! :mad:
     
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    It's a beautiful area. You will really like it.
     
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    Camp next to your car door
     
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    Log house. Code for gay bar.
     
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    Does the creep have the keys to the GN?
     
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    Sure. It is still out of commission though so it can't go anywhere. :yes:
     
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    We will need a picture thread when you get back.
     
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