China

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, Mar 6, 2015.

  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I might have to go to China for a few months. Anyone ever been? Any tips?
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    take deep breaths and watch your cornhole
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah lots of people have been there
     
  4. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    stay away from the dim sum..
     
  5. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Get the filed lice.
     
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  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Chinese girls have sideways vaginas
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    @HHH
    @X-pac
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Don't eat vole and if you get in trouble nice knowing you.
     
  10. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Be careful of peepee in your Coke. Those Chinese are jokesters.
     
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  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Do we strike you as the type of people who have been to China? :jj:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've been to Wyoming :dontknow:
     
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  13. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

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    I think it depends on what city(cities) you are going to. People I;ve talked to who went there on vacation loved it but others who went to more industrial areas for business hated it and said the polution and smog were overwhelming :grad:
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    What on earth for?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yellowstone nigga
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Did you see Old Faithful?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah it was gay as fuck

    I called it a faggot
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Bullshit. You don't appreciate nothin'!
     
  19. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    my neighbor went. i was most impressed by the video he sent me of the train going 280 kph. (they have a speedometer on the car to scare the shit out of the passengers)
     
  20. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    what if it spewed mayo at the top of the hour and mustard at the half hour?
     
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