Chinatown massage

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  1. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Went to pickup lunch in Chinatown today and some dude was handing out flyers for a massage. How would I find out if it was a happy ending massage?
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Reach arounds for all.
     
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    Go there, next question.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Only one way to find out!

    :happy:
     
  5. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Didn't Sal have an app for that?
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    @wife is a whore
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Wait until the end.
     
  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner! VIP

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    Seems like every massage park or the opens up in my town they're usually closed within 3 months.
     
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    You would know because they're advertising using a man with flyers.
     
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    And when you google their massage name or number, a backpage listing pops up.
     
  11. The Snork

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    "full body"
     
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    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Also, how many Asian massage parlors are actually legit? I can't imagine there is any market for guys who just want to go pay $80 for a regular massage with no happy ending.
     
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    Every massage I receive concludes in a happy ending. Whether they're tugging or me, she's getting sprayed with my love
     
  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    Google the address and or name of the joint with "review" after it.
     
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    There are some brutish dinizens in those joints ... they should have to pay you

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    Finally. A beneficial aspect to multiculturalism.

    It's about fucking time.
     
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    www.rubmaps.com
     
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