Chinese are dirty cheaters

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by guruhugz, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. guruhugz

    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    Female Chinese swimmers have long thick cocks.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Say man, "how much for the chop sticks?" 29 cents, what a bargain!
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    not really, they just start training their drones earlier...
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    You want fortune cookie? Dollar twenty nine!!!!
     
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    Holy shit!:bug:
     
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    Uh the Chinese drove fucking tanks over unarmed student protestors. And this surprises you? :jj:
     
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    you mean 16 year old girls arent supposed to swim faster than 28 year old men?
     
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    Who cares anymore. There are so many designer drugs to aid athletic ability you can't tell who the real athletes are any more. All those Chinese swimmers and gymnasts and who ever else will die horrible deaths due to liver, kidney, heart, lung, pancreas, etc. failure in the not too distant future. China probably spends as much on their olympic team as we do on boarder control.
     
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    Yet they are successful .
     
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    They changed the D on their report card to an A+

    Greedy fuckers.
     
  14. P3ndula

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    to be fair, three female swimmers (one of them from usa) did the last 50m faster than lochte. also a 15 year-old won a gold yesterday and no one batted an eyelid. the chinese girl is a year older. the usa looks a bit desperate to beat the chinese in the final standings as if anyone gives a shit.
     
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    God I'm hard.
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Not to mention that they'll sneak into your house disguised as builder's drywall with the intent to slowly suck the life out of you and yours. Insidious!
     
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    Since we're all being fair here, the issue arose when the Chinese girl beat her best time by 5 seconds. 5 seconds in swimming such a short race is a veeeeeeery long time. No way that anyone can come into the Olympics and beat their best time by an entire 5 seconds. Simply unheard of - except by the East German womens swim teams of the 70'/80's.
     
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    EPO is a hell of a drug. EPO must have turned Chinese athletes blood as thick as tar. Chinky chonky, you cheat and have no honor!!!!
     
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    mexican swimmers looked like they were gay sex slaves lollllllllllll
     
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    The "Thorpedo" who won so many medals has stated that he increased his best time by 5 seconds between the age of 15 and 16. Thorpe said on the BBC this morning that it's quite common at this age in a swimmer's development. The 15 year old Lithuanian girl, *Ruta Meilutyte, who won gold yesterday also improved her time by over 7 seconds from a year ago. Your statement that this is "unheard of" is not true. Missy Franklin swam a semi final then produced a gold medal performance 20 minutes later, in a final. Now that's a bit hmmm.*