Chinese Baby in a Sewage Pipe

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  1. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    this is kinda fucked up
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :D <-----Please do not misinterpret this. I need it for an email. The poor baby. That is all.
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Little shit.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Poor Chink baby ...thats sad
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I usually pass chinese right through my sewage pipe with ease. (read that in a sean connery voice)
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    girl baby?
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I'm on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I'm not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don't need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I'm sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn't do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I'm so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn't commit. I'm suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I'm a model citizen who doesn't partake in drugs. He's going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This makes me fucking furious. I wanna beat someone right now.
     
  10. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Story says it was a boy.... weird....

     
  11. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    So, is that what they call a Californian roll?
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    that is odd, boys are coveted in China, unless it has to do with the one baby rule, or it was the product of incest or some shit
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    That infant boy is rugged. God bless him.
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Jinhua police issued an appeal on the social media website Weibo.

    "Mom, come back! The baby is resilient and alive. Please show up, Mom. This is your own baby and he should return to your warm embrace soon.

    Are you fucking kidding me? She flushed the baby down the toilet and they want to return him to her "warm embrace"?
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Its cool EB even Ernie Banks struck out on occasion.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Kid was born into a world of shit.