Chinese couple crash through window & die while screwing

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  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Fuckee fuckee wrong time

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ed-having-sex-against-window-which-broke.html

    A COUPLE are believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having sex against gave way, say reports.


    The horrific accident allegedly happened in China when the glass pane shattered.


    The tragic man and woman are then understood to have hurtled to their deaths.


    Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other.


    A source in China said: “With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the buildingâ€.


    Shocking photos in China appear to show the couple on the ground under sheets.


    Blood is splattered near their bodies on the pavement.


    Medical staff and what appear to be police officers can also be seen examining the scene.


    The man and woman are thought to have fallen out of an apartment in the city of Wuhan, central China.


    Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.


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  2. Mr Vengeance

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    That dude fucked her brains out.
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Talk about coitus interruptus. :eek:
     
  4. DaBUU

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    They came and went at the same time

    :rs:
     
  5. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    I've always wanted to die having sex, but more along the lines of a heart attack
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I like how it is mentioned that it is suggested that the windows may be poor quality. Really?
     
  7. Joe Bauers

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    Poor quality in China ? No Way. :no:
     
  8. nicksgt

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    Sure that's impressive and all but was 9"?
     
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    What for you want beef and brocorri?
     
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    Shit, now I'm hungry, bitch! :cuss:
     
  11. Vashier

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    ok i see 3 bodies. That wrist top right can't be connected to those feet.
     
  12. Nemo

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    sauce on side...literally

    :lol:
     
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    The police probably killed the landlord too. :coffee:
     
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    That would explain the bicycle lying there unless they were fucking on the bicycle when they went out the window. :c
     
  15. nicksgt

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    Maybe it used to be?
     
  16. Vashier

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    I was thinking about the peeping tom that was jerking off on his bike when he became involved in a 3-some.:c

    I'm guessing that she's on an angle and she must have been long bodied. That would fit i guess
     
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    if they were Japanese, I'd suspect suicide
     
  18. Eddie Blake

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    NSFW

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  19. jake206

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    Good, they don't need any more kids over there.
     
  20. mikehal121

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    Was his cock 9 inches?