CHINESE FOOD! Hell yeah.

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  1. x76

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    Sure, spend $50 on takeout.
    Sweet+sour pork
    Szchwan something or other
    Lo Mein noodles
    Pork fried rice
    Chicken egg fu young
    Couple of egg rolls

    The usual very jolly Chinese lady wasn't there today, which was disconcerting. They did hand me a substantial box of food, which Kid #2 is working on demolishing. I'll be lucky if I have some of those leftover pepper bits in the sweet + sour pork box. Waah. Kids eat faster than termites.
     
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    Howard related because there are some delicious activated, beautiful almonds in one of the dishes...
    美麗,激活杏仁
    "beautiful, activated almonds"

    "The Chinese love me, Robin."
    Fred plays "love you rong time"
    Jackie laugh here
     
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    A couple weeks ago, someone knocked on my door soliciting politics...in the time I took to politely hear them, and politely tell them to go the fuck away......my 11 year old had devoured an entire frozen pizza. Except one slice.

    "What!? I saved you a piece!"

    They're savages.


    Happy New Year!!
     
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    The irony that your AV is a cat is most amusing.
     
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    Shit.

    Twenty bucks would have bought some lamb korma, garlic naan and a bowl of jasmine rice.

    You need to find better restaurants.
     
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    I went to the Chinese place at the mall with the empty supermarket, correctly assuming the traffic would be much lighter there than @ the Indian place(unfortunately located next to Trader Joe's).
     
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    What's kid #1 eating??
     
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    5 posts and no one has said "sauce on side"......what's wrong with people?
     
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    No Moo Shu Shrimp?
    No Curry Chicken?....................Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!
     
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    No hot and sour soup no care
     
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    For some reason I've had a lot of Chinese takeout the last few nights. Most of the time it isn't sitting well in my stomach. I know what causes the brick effect - the fried stuff. It's those damn chicken fingers. When I'm doing okay in the morning it's because I probably got Kung Pao chicken with some brown rice.

    Do Chinese people sit around in China on NYE and say, "hey fellow Chinaman, wanna order some American food?" I've never been. Is their version of what we have here as bastardized as what we do to their cuisine?
     
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    Just got the best cuban food ever !
    Chicken with peppers & onions
    rice & beans
    Fried plantains
    Cuban bread
     
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    Real Chinese food is nothing like what you think it is.
     
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    I have a real chinese place by me that specializes in Szechuan. Not a fucking General Anything on the menu. That said, American chinese hits the spot once in a while. I love Egg foo young with curry sauce.
     
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    I just got take out from our local place. Bitch forgot the rice. I'm so pissed!!!
     
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    Nice.

    I'm making Cuban style pork roast tonight with mojo sauce, black beans and rice.

    I'm not making platanos though, I don't really like them and the oil makes the house reek for days.

    I also made a pickled red onion salsa and sliced up some avocados with lemon.
     
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    Pa. Chinese restaurant caught with deer brains, heads and unidentifiable animal body parts on premises
    BY Nicholas Parco
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, December 31, 2015, 3:02 PM
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    The brains, heads and muscle meat of deer were taken from New China House by the Pennsylvania Game Commission in Lititz.
    Do you want deer brains with that?
    New China House in Lititz, Pa. was handed 18 violations and ruled out of compliance by the Pennsylvania Game Commission earlier this month for having deer heads and brains on the restaurant’s premises, among other infractions, according to the state’s department of agriculture website.
    But the restaurant remained open for business on Thursday, despite the game commission’s ongoing investigation.
    NYC SEARCHING FOR SOLUTIONS TO DEER PROBLEM IN STATEN ISLAND
    The establishment’s owner, Chun, said that the deer parts were for soup he was going to make for him and his wife — not for customers, according to PennLive.
    “We don’t sell deer meat,” he said.
    Along with the deer brains and heads, inspectors also found “skinned and whole tails, legs, muscle meat, spines, necks and other unidentifiable parts both raw and cooked” in the establishment during the inspection on Dec. 16, which was an emergency response to a confidential tip.
    Altogether, inspectors removed four trash bags, two boxes, three plastic tubs, one five gallon bucket and nine trash bags of prepared foods from New China House.
    During a follow-up visit a day later, inspectors discarded a pig organ that the owner’s wife claimed was going to be used for her lunch.
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    New China House was ruled out of compliance earlier this month for having deer heads and brains on the restaurant’s premises.
    The restaurant has been probed six times by the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture since 2013. Four of those inspections came in 2015.
    In June, New China House was ruled out of compliance because the owner “does not have adequate knowledge of food safety in this food facility,” according to the report.
    Online ordering is currently suspended on the restaurant’s website.
    “The restaurant you are trying to access has their online ordering turned off,” a message on the site reads.
    New China House has only four reviews on its Yelp page.
    “When I walked in, I automatically thought, ‘This place is legit,’” the most recent review from last November reads.
    But its first review on the site was “..... waiting for the vomiting to start,” back in August of 2013.
    Another consumer referred New China House as “the best” Chinese food restaurant in Lititz.
     
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    Chinese people are the dirtiest motherfuckers. They don't wash their hands and let food sit out all day. Fuck them.
     
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