Mystery Chinese Jesus

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

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    Makes sense. There's no documentation of his life before 30 that I know of.
     
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    is this really unexplained

    Jesus is depicted as Caucasian in the overwhelming majority of images even though he was not
     
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    :eek: i thought he was italian
     
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    He was a good looking bearded white man
     
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    The immortals are fabled to have performed all manner of wondrous miracles.
     
  12. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Some people in this thread need to accept the fact that Jesus was Chinese and move on. :ucoffee:
     
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    double post
     
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    According to skybarbie Jesus was a member of the Ubangi tribe
     
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    Jesus was white just like Santa! Just ask Megyn Kelly if you don't believe me.
     
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    I shall call him.... Chinesus.
     
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    Chinese girls are hot, therefore I fully believe Jesus spent time in China getting to know all the Chinese girls of his generation, just like any good Jewish boy would do today if he has a good rap.
     
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    Cheesus
     
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    possibly because the issue of our looks then is a constant source of argument everywhere except in the American midwestern evangelical churches who seem to have decided, without the benefit of any independent scientific genetic research, that instead of being from Judea highlands (which is what our name means in Aramaic), these churches have decreed that we came from the Congo, had jet black (not dusky) skin, ubange lips, and black colored afro-kinky hair (this last one is the best because that is not even a dominant genetic trait for us).