Chinese man dies from shock when his nuts were grabbed by an irate woman.

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  1. chapped

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    A shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.

    And now, the alleged owner of said grip is in court facing capital charges,

    The incident stemmed from a 2012 argument over a parking space,

    The alleged testicular homicide, the newspaper learned, was the culmination of a dispute between a 41-year-old woman and the 42-year-old victim. The

    latter refused to let her load up her scooter in front of his shop. A quarrel turned into fisticuffs, which then turned into something altogether diabolical, as

    the woman allegedly locked down his nether part with a seemingly otherworldly strength.

    Xinhua News reports witnesses heard the woman threatening, "I'll squeeze it to death. You'll never have children again."

    You can see what became of the man after his assailant relinquished said grip here.

    The man was reportedly taken to hospital, where he was pronounced quite dead of shock.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/23/testicles-squeezed-to-death_n_3142565.html
     
  2. chuk

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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Ouch....painful to read
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    I think he was more shocked over the fact a woman grabbed his balls for the first time.
     
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    Ugh this kind of stuff always makes my balls feel... sad.

    I don't understand how you just let the bitch squeeze your shit for so long. Like seriously, the moment that lady would have put her hands on my junk, and I felt threatened rather than aroused, she would have received a swift punch to the ovaries.

    RIP sweet prince
     
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    I remember reading a story where this woman hit a man over the head so hard that one of his testicles dislodged and rolled down his pant leg.
     
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    Something looks fishy to me here. imma go check snopes... :buhbye:
     
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    Nsfw

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    It's explained. Sever adrenalin rush causes heart attack.
     
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