WTF Chinese man gets cock chomped by turtle

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Not sure if it was a consensual act or reptilian sexual assault...

    See the embedded vid on the site

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-bitten-groin-hungry-9018604

    Man gets bitten in the groin by hungry turtle that won't let go in painful looking footage
    A turtle has bitten a man's penis - and refused to let go.

    The painful looking incident was caught on camera as the Chinese man walked along a street.

    Carrying the turtle, the animal's head dangled dangerously close to the man's groin area.


    The turtle then appeared to latch on to his penis through the man's pants.


    It was enough to make any grown man break into a sweat.


    In the video, the man stops and tries to loosen the turtle's grip.


    Another man nearby sounds as if he is yelling - or maybe laughing - as the turtle refuses to let go.


    The turtle is a Chinese softshell turtle, according to the Daily Mail .

    The species is eaten in soup and is considered a delicacy in Asia.

    A turtle has bitten a man's penis - and refused to let go.

    The painful looking incident was caught on camera as the Chinese man walked along a street.

    Carrying the turtle, the animal's head dangled dangerously close to the man's groin area.

    The turtle then appeared to latch on to his penis through the man's pants.

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    The turtle launched its attack while being carried by the man along a street
    It was enough to make any grown man break into a sweat.

    In the video, the man stops and tries to loosen the turtle's grip.

    Another man nearby sounds as if he is yelling - or maybe laughing - as the turtle refuses to let go.

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    The turtle grabs on to the man's penis and will not let go
    The turtle is a Chinese softshell turtle, according to the Daily Mail .

    The species is eaten in soup and is considered a delicacy in Asia.
     
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    The trouble of being the most hung guy in China.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I was on a charter fishing trip when I was younger and I caught a parrot fish. Being a protected reef fish, I had to throw it back. But since they have nasty teeth, I needed the captain's help getting it off the hook. Using a pair of needlenose, he popped the hook out rather easily, but as fish fell to the deck, it latched on to the captain's dick (through shorts). Withouy hesitation, the captain drove those plyers into that fucking fish.

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    flonsta Well-Known Member

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    As if there weren't enough reasons to hate China...
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions Gold

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    Fish with teeth creep me the fuck out.
     
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    Sum ting Wong
     
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    "...how a turtle got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
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    Excellent thread title.