Chinese Mushroom Discovered to be Rubber Vagina

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  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Chinese Mushroom Discovered to be Rubber Vagina (srs)(Video)

    :facepalm::jj:
    [video=youtube;TpHagyl_VZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHagyl_VZs[/video]
     
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  2. Gomez

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    where can I buy one of these?
    also - the news anchor is kinda hawt :jerk:
     
  3. The Cunt

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    there growing in china
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Cunt The Great
     
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    that story is old enough to be a Chinese proverb cunt
     
  6. The Cunt

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    I know what you did there...
     
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    It's a common mistake. There was a misunderstanding about the difference between a volva and a vulva

    "Many mushrooms lack a universal veil, therefore they do not have either a volva or volval patches"
     
  8. The Cunt

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    Cuntfucius says... go fluck yourself
     
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  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Great vid Dawg
     
  10. The Cunt

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    :watchingyou:
     
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    It is a good vid :jj: I wish someone would have sliced into it and tasted it
     
  12. The Cunt

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    Cream of mushroom?
     
  13. Gunslinger

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    :lol:
     
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    (-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-).-).-).-) The chinese mafia is watching you ...
     
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    Confucious say, man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    that is hilarious, i like the description, slimey meaty object:c...shouldnt they have blurred it out like they do all naughty bits? or is that the japs?:dontknow:
     
  17. The Cunt

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    Cuntfucious say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
     
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    :lol:

    Apparently no one in that village has ever seen a vagina. Hey look everyone it's a cunt tree.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Cunt soup.
     
  20. The Cunt

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    I wonder who buried it? The Village elder says it could of been Hu Flung Cum