Chinese Restaurants.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Prolly easier to get a blowjob than an extra goddamn packet of soy sauce. :fil:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :lol:

    I swear to God I wanna choke the shit outta somebody for that extra soy sauce.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I take as much as I want
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    They do that at Panda Express too.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I'm convinced that the wholesale price for a case of soy sauce packets is $5,000.
     
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    they sell bottles in places called grocery stores
     
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    ...and you get unlimited packets if you have tits
     
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    Packets. Lol. The place I go to has bottles of soy sauce at each table :cool::cool:
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I'm pretty sure the chinks aren't into big floppy tits with gray hairs growing out of the areolas.
     
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    packets always taste better to me
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Jack in the box were always cheap fucks with the frank's red hot packets, which was also superior to the bottle.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    I feel the opposite way. [​IMG]
     
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  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    And don't pull that dead pappy bullshit in order to get some sympathy.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Sauce from a packet will always be fresher than the stuff coming out of an opened bottle.
     
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    "No more. You go now. Come back less."

    Gotta respect honest customer service.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    D Energizer?
     
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    Went to pei wei the other day.

    Wanted sauce on side.

    They fucked it up and put sauce in.

    They gave us two free extra meals with sauce on side.

    Pei wei is OK by me.
     
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