Sports Chip Kelly just hired as 49er head coach

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    good luck running a chip kelly offense with a fucking retarded QB

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    The San Francisco 49ers announced that Chip Kelly has been named the 20thhead coach in franchise history.
    Chip Kelly joins the 49ers with 26 seasons of coaching experience at both the NFL and collegiate levels, including the past three seasons as head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Before joining the Eagles, Kelly served as the head coach at the University of Oregon (2009-12) after spending the previous two seasons as the team’s offensive coordinator (2007-08). Prior to joining Oregon, Kelly was the offensive coordinator at the University of New Hampshire (1999-2006).

    Over the span of Kelly’s three seasons in Philadelphia, the Eagles ranked third in the NFL in points per game (26.9) and total offense (392.8 yards per game), and fourth in rushing yards per game (131.3). The Eagles also recorded the second-most running plays of 10-or-more yards (175) and the fourth-most passing plays of 25-or-more yards (109). In 2015, QB Sam Bradford registered a career-high 3,725 passing yards while setting single-season franchise records with 346 completions and a 65.0 completion percentage in 14 games played. Second-year WR Jordan Matthews had 85 receptions which tied for the fourth-most receptions in Eagles single-season history, while leading the team with 997 yards and eight touchdowns. Defensive tackle Fletcher Cox earned AP Second-Team All Pro honors and was selected to the 2016 Pro Bowl, joining teammates T Jason Peters and RB Darren Sproles in Hawaii.

    In 2014, Kelly posted his second consecutive 10-6 record as his offense scored 474 points, the most in team history, after setting the franchise record with 442 points the year prior. Under his guidance, WR Jeremy Maclin returned from injury to post 85 receptions for a career-high 1,318 yards and 10 touchdowns, while QB Mark Sanchez set a team record at the time with a 64.1 completion percentage. The Eagles had four players selected second team AP All Pro, and eight players selected to the Pro Bowl, including RB LeSean McCoy, who finished third in the NFL with 1,319 rushing yards, and LB Connor Barwin, who registered a career-high 14.5 sacks, which was tied for the fourth-most in the NFL.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    HA HA HA HA FUCK THEM
     
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    drafting Kap in fantasy right now
     
  4. chapped

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    that will work out well for you


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    I thought Coughlin was the front runner for the Niners job?

    What happened?
     
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    Eagles will still be paying Chip for the next two years, may have been a factor in picking him up.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Yesterday, they were saying it was between Kelly and Mike Shanahan.
     
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    it was chip or Rat Shanahan

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    He will win a Super Bowl with in 3 years. Mark my words...
     
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    As a 49ers fan I can dig Chip Kelly as at least it's an upgrade from Ron Jeremy.
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Only Giants clip this year that made me smile
     
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    marked
     
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    No. If he signs somewhere else, Eagles are off the hook. If he sat home or went to college, they would have to pay him.

    He will be out of the league in 2yrs.
     
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    He won at Oregon with some shitty running qb's.
     
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    Woe when I was a kid the 49ers were such a great organisation, now they are a laughing stock :jj: Good!
     
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    This ain't Hot Rod Magazine pal!
     
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    Coughlin realized he's too old to rebuild a wrecked roster that's why he didn't take the Eagles job neither
     
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    Clearly, the 49ers aren't done being run into the ground and being pounded into a fine powder.

    Seahawks, Cardinals, and Rams fans warmly welcome Chip Kelly to the division.

    Meanwhile Raiders fans say, "See? We are clearly not the dysfunctional team in this region anymore."