Chiva Built Himself A New Kayak

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    and you eat your own cum...whats your point dirtbag
     
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    OMG cuz Chiva is tall. I get it. Sick burn, bro.
     
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    That's not a kayak.
     
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    I'm afraid of the water, I don't know shit about boats :coffee:
     
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    A trash barge becomes a kayak when super tall Chiva sits in it. Cuz he's tall. GET IT? Chiva is tall -- SICK BURN!
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Is that why you rarely shower?
     
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    the fuck is a trash barge? :scratch:
     
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    A barge. For garbage.
     
  11. blairg

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    ok, I get garbage, what is a barge?
     
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    oh, hardee-har-har.
     
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    I know right? :c
     
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    Do you realize this is like the fifteenth time this week you have referenced this? You're a closeted homosexual. It's apparent. Studies have shown the biggest gay bashers hold deep seeded homosexual feelings.

    Did your mother catch you blowing the neighbor boy and whip you for a month? Come on sip. Let it out.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    He must have an enormous schwanzschtücker.

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    So, how's Mari doing?
     
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    she's at her eye test :nocheer:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ask her if she liked the pictures of me that she asked me to send.
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    k
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    It was funny she wanted pictures of me, wasn't it?