Chris Christie gets kicked off train for being too loud

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  1. Tim

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    Alexander Mann, a passenger on his way home to Manhattan, was traveling in that very same quiet car when Christie got on, and promptly got off. He told Gawker:


    "He got on last minute yelling at his two secret service agents I think because of a seat mixup, sat down and immediately started making phone calls on the quiet car. After about 10 minutes the conductor asked him to stop or go to another car. He got up and walked out again yelling at his secret service. He was drinking a McDonald’s strawberry smoothie."

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  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    I thought the story was gonna say he farted.
     
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    That's one big boy

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    Of course he gets on with a food item in hand.

    What an ass wipe.
     
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    I feel sorry for his toilet.
     
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    What a jerk off.
     
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    he's an addict, if he were strung out on coke or booze there would be no chance he would have any chance--but since it's food, it's ok. Imagine if he hadn't had the surgery, her would be 700 pounds
     
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    In LA, he would have been kicked off and fined for that MacDonalds smoothie.
     
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    Didn't he get stomach staple surgery????

    Clearly didn't take.

    McDonald's shake, huh. I bet he downs Big Macs like pelicans eat fish.
     
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    When he drops the kids off at the pool, it must sound like trumpet tryouts for the marching band at the New Jersey School for the Deaf.
     
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    Was he talking about how he was a lawyer on 9/11?
     
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    I often think that when i see some lard ass on the street.

    His entire asshole must be the same size as the opening of the toilet seat!
     
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    How do obese people wipe their ass????
     
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    He was only using his phone to call 9/11 widows. Also,,his wife was working in manhattan during 911 so we shouldn't criticize him for his weight. He has ptsd and mcdonalds milshakes are medically proven to treat ptsd.












    Also, 9/11
     
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    Damn.
     
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    what adult has a mcd smoothie? fatfuk fanboy has no self control...I hate his fat fucken face and everything about him....cant get past the way he looks, the 2000 springstein concerts hes been to, the dallas cowboys hugfest like fanboy shithead and his fatty Arbuckle imitation in that god awful baseball uniform....jfc, some guys look fine carrying fat, he looks ridiculous.:ass:
     
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    he does seem like a loud mouthed dick