Chris Rock Files For Divorce

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  1. Nemo

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    Chris Rock
    Files For Divorce
    17 minutes ago BY TMZ STAFF
    http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/28/chris-rock-wife-divorce-malaak-compton/
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    Chris Rock's marriage is kaput -- he's filed to divorce his wife of nearly 20 years.

    Malaak Compton-Rock released a statement Sunday to People saying, "After much contemplation and 19 years of marriage, Chris and I have decided to go our separate ways."

    She adds, "While recognizing that this is a significant change, my children remain at the center of my life and their well-being is my top priority."

    Rock's lawyer confirmed he's already filed docs.

    The 49 year-old comedian and his wife got married in 1996. They have two daughters -- 12 year-old Lola Simone and 10 year-old Zahra Savannah.







    Thanks Howard!
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    She spent his money like there was no tomorrow.
    "Why don't we have a jet, Chris? Eddie Murphy does."
     
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    Celebrity Networth estimates comedian, actor, and screenwriter Chris Rock has a net worth of $70 million.
     
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    ...thats gonna cost ya.
     
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    Bummer. But he's been talking about hating marriage in his comedy pretty convincingly for a dozen or so years. Not entirely surprising.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...one good thing can be said for his wife is that she hates howard. i bet if chris is asked anything about his soon t be ex, mum will be the word.
     
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    She'll go on Basketball-American Wives.
     
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    make that $10 million
     
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    Wow...wonder who he will hook up with first.
     
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    :haha:I LOVE when you do your black voice!!!

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    After she gets all the real estate and child support, make it $2 million.
    As a woman, I admit men get fucked.
     
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    I'll speak slower.....:mjerk:
    "Bayybee, wha don't we gots no jet?"
     
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    Not anymore.


    Tough week for Rock, "Top Five" is tanking as well.
     
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    Chris will go on the tear of all tears.He's probably in Vegas right now banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.
     
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    Classic HTB...VINTAGE @HorsetoothBeth slinging the palimony pragmatism!!
     
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    I'm sure in some way the white man had a hand in it's demise.
     
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