Chris Rock will never be on the show again

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  1. dawg

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    Why? Because he would call Lazy Howard out on his two day work week.
     
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    What a blow to rock's career! Howard is a pussy.
     
  3. j shmuck

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    Chris could also spend a half hour going off on how lame the agt gig is and how much it disgusts longtime hardcore fans.

    Keep in mind that Chirs Rock was the one who told Howard he was a "Heroine overdose away from hosting the View" and he has been proven correct
     
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    Howard couldn't the the Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson let alone Chris Rock to do the show at this point.
     
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    He's replaced Rock, Gottfried, McDonald etc. with guests more appropriate to his current show. I'm sure Whitney Cummings will be in soon to catch us up on what she's been doing the last two weeks and that Maroon 5 dipshit will be back to update us on the grueling life of a talent show judge.
     
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    of course he won't

    why would he want to be on a shitty show
     
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    At one of his last appearances on the show, he ripped on satellite radio pretty well, bitching about the constant "acquiring signal" anytime a single, god damned cloud is in the sky. :jj:
     
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    You're going back to Shawshank

    Still one of my favorite lines from the show (along with slapped a yalmuka)
     
  10. blotchy

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    Howard Stern to Chris Rock -

    "I've got daughters. I got daughters of legal age. I think I'm doing good though. I don't think my daughters would ever go to the pole."

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  11. YokoOhNo

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    He can't control chris, hence he won't be on the show again
     
  12. Nibbler

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    No one is going to rain on Howard's delusional parade.
     
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    I really miss Gilbert and think it's insulting that his laugh is still OK to play as a drop (heard it this morning) but he's not good enough to be a guest anymore.
     
  14. Dusco

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    Most A-Listers will not wast their time going on Howard's show now days. They can reach more people yelling out of a 2nd floor window.
     
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    :snicker:


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    So Howard basically had a bit of a meltdown because Chris Rock called him out on being lame and lazy?? Pathetic.
     
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    No, I think Dawg was just offering a hypothetical...
     
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    The Obama joke was funny. It's just sometimes Robin forgets she's black. :cool:
     
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    a little gilbert goes a very long way. i was never a gilbert fan although occasionally he was hilarious with his non-PC rants.....he just never knew when to stop.

    but chris rock has always been brilliant and insightful and i'd love to hear what he has to say about AGT.
    but it isn't meant to be and it's our loss as howard continues to drone on and on.
     
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    B4 too long, Carrot Top will be too big to do (what's left of) the show.