Entertainment chris rock's wife wants half of his $70 million fortune

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  1. skylarbrie

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    How the fuck is Chris Rock worth 70 million?
     
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    My second thought on this matter.

    My first?

    Of course she does. She didn't do jack shit to earn half of anything, but it would be SO entirely out of line to admit such a fact so her and her high priced attorney - that Chris is obviously paying for - feel entitled to that money, you know, because she's used to living a certain lifestyle and NEEDS to have $25,000 per month for clothes and food. Anything less wouldn't be prudent.

    This shit gets me nuts. Anyone that thinks getting married is a smart decision - especially if you have a small fortune - is a fucking mutant retard that needs to be locked up for their own good.
     
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    ...and she will get it too. dont forget the child support, cha ching. oh and p.s. keep a look out for chris's upcoming coast to coast tour, 360 shows a year. :jj:
     
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    I guess some people feel that staying home to change baby diapers is worth $35 million. Nice work if you can get it.
     
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    There's a reason Gunky keeps the rubbers under lock & key....
     
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    He'll be on twitter soon enough complaining that she's only suing him because he's black.
     
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    Probably worth it to get away from this broad.
     
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    I think you made really good points, but I'm not really sure because once again, I spent the whole time staring at your AV.
    Thank You!
     
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    I'm just happy this means he'll finally get back to doing some regular stand-up sets to pay the bills.

    Should influence some good material, as well.

    The days of sitting on your ass are over, Chris.
     
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    Chris should tell her:
    "See You Next Tuesday"
    BEOTCH!
     
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    Can ya smell what the Rock is cooking..............

    Had to laugh,On a twitter feed a porn star made mention how Russell Brand is a 'Real Man' because he didn't go for Katy Perry's money.Yet where is the call for 'Real Women'?
     
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    There's a sliver lining - great fucking stand up coming 2016!
     
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    She's cute, but she ain't worth no $35 mill ....
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    srsly. I had no idea they split up. I'm friggin' psyched for the material.

    He's finally gonna top Bring the Pain.
     
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    Prenup - check
    Gave up career- check
    Took care of the house(s)- check

    All we have to do is wait for the prenup to expire. And there's a lot more than $70 million.
     
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    This must have been a long time coming. When I saw this movie it seemd pretty obvious to me. :grad:
     
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