Chrissy Teigen's Esquire Photoshoot ....

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen posed for a photoshoot in September's Glamour magazine (Below), where she couldn't be wearing less of a shirt if she was trying. Well, she could try, but she wouldn't be successful, because anything less isn't technically a shirt anymore.

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    I'd give her the most horrifying 2 minutes she's ever had.
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    She actually looks quite a bit like Belinda Carlisle


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    If the tits are real, she's a 9.95. If they're fake, she's an 8.
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Cranked it to her many times in high school
     
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    Thats not even fair
     
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    I'd give her all of me :grad:
     
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    What happened to Sports Illustrated? They used to have the hottest models, now we get this mongoloid attention whore.
     
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    I can see her getting real sloppy real fast when someone puts a baby up in her guts

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    Stunning, just stunning....(see what i did there?)
     
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    Not whitewashed enough. Photo NOT by Howard. #KittyHatingShirt
     
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    Can see a touch of stretch marks :dontknow: No kids, but doensn't look like bolt-ons (naturally shaped, gravity, etc.)
     
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    There is a fat, sloppy beer drunkard waiting to escape out of the genetic gift that is her current body.
     
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    I'm quite confused. In Si she had no boobs... Where did these come from
     
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    Exactly what I thought. There's a fat girl just waiting to burst out.:pigout:
     
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    She got the Down syndrome
     
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    she is pretty average looking. not sure how she is so famous now. unless her tits were hanging out i dont think id even take any notice of her walking down the street.
     
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    yeah, I'm thinking she got implants. This from 2011:
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    Yeah, she has photos where she really looks good, then the majority of the others she looks too ethnic or has just too much face.

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    Some people do love the big round faces, it's not my thing.
     
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