Christ fuckin sakes

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So I had a lunch date earlier, and it went well

    Then she came back to my place and we watched a movie

    Then she had to leave cuz of a family party thingy

    So I decided well fuck it, I'm alone tonight, I'mma watch the Blazer game and eat some food

    So I ordered a metric fuckton of Spicy Garlic wings from Buffalo Wild Wings

    I get home and eat them all and now I'm covered in sauce, I'm fat as fuck, and my breath smells like a dragon's ass

    Now she's texting me telling me she wants to come back over

    Fuck
     
  2. dawg

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    Just fuck her up the ass anyway :dontknow:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    God damn it Dawg my belly is so full of chicken right now and my breath smells like Sasquatch's nuts
     
  4. Boss Ono

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    Show off. :fil:
     
  5. wetback

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    fat fuck :owned:
     
  6. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    But yer in the middle of a message board war.
     
  7. Double Blizz

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    Baby wipes and mouth wash nigga. With some Mentadent toof picks and toof paste
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    jerkoff nd go to be instead
     
  9. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    The voice of reason
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    There's no toothbrush in the world than can reach this stank

    I ate the Spicy Garlic wings

    My eyes water every time I breathe
     
  11. Shivvy

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    people want to know why youre not in the crossbar
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Good advice
     
  13. Shivvy

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    just go.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Go where? She's coming here
     
  15. deidler

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    This
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    LOL I told her to pick up more beer

    That's my bitch :evil:
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i hope her pussy stinks
     
  18. Sternac

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    Just let her squash your cock and balls with a pair of heels. We know that's what you like :c
     
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    When she rings the bell just yank her in then yank down her panties fuck her throw her out. simple
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    does she know you have a childs cock