News Christian mother finds out Teenage Son is Atheist

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  1. Shady_Jake

    Shady_Jake Well-Known Member

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    I like how the first thing this deep thinking cunt does is threaten to not buy him Christmas presents.
     
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    no tag :nocheer:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    The true questions is,!!!! Has he ever known the touch of a womanl?!
     
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  4. Mr. Meatkabob

    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    Time to call...

     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Still though. Watch that little faggot cry when he doesn't get anything for Christmas.
     
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    "give me a FUCK'IN break Michel"
     
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    As compared to the warm hand of a priest.
     
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  9. Brokenbad

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    "Nice"
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    Believe in what you want but why do that to your poor mother?

    Selfish assholes can't keep anything to themselves anymore
     
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    Indoctrination is serious business! :fil:
     
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    My Christian mom didn't scream at me when she found out I was atheist. Still gets me Xmas gifts too.
     
  13. Walygatr

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    She probably got you swim trunks because HELL IS HOT!

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  14. HypocriteHowie

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    That's because your mom didn't understand what Christmas was about!
     
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    And I bet you accept them :haha:
     
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    The winter solstice & idea of gifts in the winter predate Jesus's fake birthday.
     
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    Her God probably doesn't condone cursing at your son like a lunatic. She doesn't care though, she's a typical phony fraud.
     
  18. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Actually.....Very logical......Atheist? Fine, Come CHRISTmas...
    Fuck you.........You hell bound heathen.........
     
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  19. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Show me in the Bible where it says you can't curse.......
    It says that it is a mortal sin to blaspheme or take the Lords
    name in vain.....Really don't think your bound for eternal damnation for a fuck, shit or piss off.......
     
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    What the hell is this?
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