Christianity explained by InstigatinMofo

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  1. InstigatinMofo

    InstigatinMofo Active Member

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    "The Devil seems totally legit. He's like, 'Fuck Heaven, fuck God, I'm gonna make my own place full of
    cool shit you don't allow!' And then God was like, 'Fuck you, I'm gonna tell everyone that your place is
    dumb and they really want to come to my place.' And then Satan was like, 'No one will believe you.'
    And then God was like, 'You have no idea how stupid I made the humans, do you?'"


    "We'll make our own afterlife. With Blackjack, Jack Daniels and hookers."

    -Satan
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ok.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    wayfaerer New Member

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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    it's as plausible as anything in the book of morman :c
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm not reading that. :coffee:
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    This parallels the Story of Mutt and Dawg...:bigthink:
     
  9. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    the eternal struggle of dog and monkey :bigthink
     
  10. Lumpy

    Lumpy Active Member

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    I love fiction.
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    i love Jesus :cheer2:
     
  12. InstigatinMofo

    InstigatinMofo Active Member

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    haha nice.
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    :emperor:
     
  15. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    I love jesus juice :burp:
     
  16. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    Jesus makes Jesus Juice :jj: