Christians need to be tattooed on their foreheads...

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  1. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    "Gullible" or "Dumb," take your pick.


    A Christian publisher will stop selling “The Boy Who Came Back from Heaven” now that the young subject paralyzed in a car crash says the story of going to heaven is not true.

    Tyndale House told both NPR and the Washington Post that it will withdraw the best-selling 2010 book by Alex Malarkey and his father, Kevin Malarkey.

    The publisher made the decision after Alex wrote an “open letter” to the retailer LifeWay that said, “I did not die. I did not go to Heaven.” It was posted on the Pulpit and Pen website.

    The Malarkey book is one of a spate of best-sellers about and by those who say they have gone to heaven and returned. The best-known is “Heaven is for Real” by Todd Burpo, a No. 1 USA TODAY best-seller which was turned into a movie.

    http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/16/boy-came-back-heaven-alex-malarkey/21863537/


    it's hard to believe this isn't an Onion spoof. :jj:
     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    LOL @ Malarkey....I read this yesterday

    My next book will be about how I met the Easter Bunny
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

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    gay sex
     
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  4. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Let's start with your fearless leader then

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Thread title quite intolerant and discriminatory.
     
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    Art Bell says to run away from the light, it's a trap. :bigcry:
     
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    So should racists like you
     
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    Preacher, Crazy. :nojj:
     
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    Christians are so gullible. Tell them some bullshit story about going to heaven and they gladly fork over their money. I need to get into that racket.
     
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    There are so many businesses around here with "Christian" in their name. Christian bros automotive, Christian plumbers, painters, etc.

    I have an automatic distrust of any business that tries to lure customers based on religion.
     
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  11. freds

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    and then when Pope Francis said dogs can go to heaven the Christians went berserk. like they're different than animals.

    holy moley.
     
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    bigot would be the correct term here, not racist.
     
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    Agreed. If there's a jesus fish in their yellow pages ad, :leavecunt:
     
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    Art Bell kills Filipino women :eek:
     
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    sounds like a bunch of malarkey
     
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    They hate him :jj:
     
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    I want you to go to hell for this
     
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    This. I wonder if they went to the light.

    :bigthink
     
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    Shut up. :madsex:
     
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    I bet Teeney has made plenty of men see god.
     
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