Christmas Cards

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Double L throws them in the garbage immediately after opening them. If the card had glitter on it, I will serve a Summons and Complaint on the offending party. Wtf is Christmas anyway? Is that some kind of cheap Larrymas knock-off or something?
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    Not into cards. I prefer to send a manifesto to my acquaintances, which contains a summary of how disappointed I am with each of them
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Eat a bag of dicks, faggot.
     
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  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Yosemite sam blocked.