Christmas Fights/Arguments.................

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  1. Snotty

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    I'll start....GF and I just had an argument over this......

    We bought the G-Kids a PS 4......First thing was she has it in a gift bad under the tree...I said, "They'll know what it is on sight, Especially the twelve yr. old who's scary Schmaht, She insists that they won't....That was a couple of days ago....So this morning her oldest son "The Dad" Calls and mentions that they opened some presents at their place and the dummy had a PS 4 game in with the other PS 3 games.....I say under my breath "Dumbass" And she heard me....Asked me why, And I told her....Well, Now they know that there's a PS 4 waiting for them here....So she is pissed at me for calling her Son a dumbass and is still insisting that they don't have a clue that the boys know there's a PS 4....:rolleye: Not to mention that we're the ones that always buy the big presents.......She's cooled off, I had to do some serious sweet talking to get her calmed down......I really wanted to surprise them.....But I know that they've got it figured out....Well, Maybe next year.........:c
     
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    Ahhh, yes, insulting the intelligence of women's progeny is a sure way to an argument.

    There are broads out there who squooze out Down Syndrome kids who will try to convince you of their "genius."

    Rule: No matter how fucking dumb the kid is, don't say it to his mother.
     
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    You did read the "Under my Breath"? How was I to know she has "Super Hearing"? She put's it on me like Super Girl.....I just didn't know her ears are as blessed as her.......Well, You know.........
     
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    some quick fib could have helped the dumbass out - like, " oh man we (Santa??) bought a PS 4 game? it must be a mix up. We can take it back to Toys R Us and change it for a PS 3, don't worry.... "

    But really - is any family gathering complete without some stress and arguments? Isn't that what makes them fun?
     
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    Shit you not, when I was a kid my mother's family had a fucking brawl that spilled into the front yard on Christmas. Her uncle and dad got into a scrum and uncle went to jail.
     
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    Oh yeah....It wasn't that bad....But I was disappointed because I know it was a lost chance for some real fun with the kids being really surprised with the PS 4......I'll bet my bottom dollar that the 12 yr old is telling the 7 yr old "Don't sweat it, It's over at Snotty's house"............:eek:
     
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    Do they call you grandpa snotty, papa snotty or just snotty?
     
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    They call me "GB" Short for Great Big Giant Head...........I've a real melon............
     
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    Emotions run high during this time. They will have fun playing the PS4 even if the surprise is ruined. All will be forgotten. I assume u learned ur lesson about the dumbass thing though. That's a big no no. :nono:
     
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    You got that right.........She being really sweet at the moment, So I'll tread lightly and stay off the whiskey today........
     
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    I call my kid a dumbass all the time, because she is.:coffee:
     
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    love these stories:hat:
     
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    :artiejj:Man................I loves me some Red Forman!! My fave, If your a 70's Show aficionado you'll know this......"Hey!! That's where we EAT!!!"
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    How old is your daughter stripes?

    think she's fucking some little punk yet?
     
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    I think you should hide 'em in your trunk next year.
     
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    17 & I don't think about it.
     
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    I never watched when it was on, but have since fell in love with the reruns. love reds philosophy on life, great show.
     
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    :cheer2::beer:
     
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    I've come to realize that my wife can hear a mouse fart across the fucking room.

    Like yourself I learned the hard way....like last night when I said her 17 year old nephew is socially retarded and just weird and her 13 year old niece is on the Miley Cyrus road.

    The 17 year old nerd was given a stack of 1 dollar bills on Xmas eve (yeah wtf???) I said under my breath that he can use them in a couple years to see his sister at the strip club....well I was in trouble after that.