Christmas storytime with Beth

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    It's only a week and a half past Christmas. Still festive.


     
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    ppm Well-Known Member

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    stupid cunt.
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Or #cuntaroo
     
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    I prefer "cunt of the litter."
     
  5. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    By the way, she's definitely had work done on her face. Her eyes are getting more and more pulled back it looks like. She's getting that tranny look like all plastic surgery women get to "look young". Why are women doing this to themselves? You don't look younger and you look like a transexual. :facepalm:
     
  6. Thedomina

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    Those flippers!

    She's either waving the ring or playing with it
     
  7. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    You're right. Good catch. She definitely has that stretched look, like you'd find her nipples pulled behind her ears.
     
  8. baci

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    How the F... does she get more and more annoying every time she opens her trap. Honestly I'm an easy going peacefully guy but man this Cuntaroo is to much..........
     
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    Baci is about to pop in 3...2...1 :burn:
     
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    ppm Well-Known Member

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    It's a gift. One I hopefully do not have.
     
  11. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    She told that Andy Cohen guy that she is 42 and has never had any work done.....
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I think she misspoke. What she meant to say is she is 42 and has NEVER DONE ANY WORK.
     
  14. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    @0:10 It looks like she's shaking hands with a mans hand. :wtf:

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    I can't believe she gets to me so much. Everything about her is phony. Her life, modeling, author,animal activist,none of it is true. Just a phony sweaty Cuntaroo!!!!
     
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    :cwl::backlol::spit:
     
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    So she got a kitten for Christmas but then lost it. She then says that she really didn't get it for Christmas, she got it during the Christmas season. They then saw his eyes in the tree and we all laughed and laughed.
     
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    So they let a brand new kitten climb the Christmas tree? Que the Chevy chase scene where the cat chews the cord
     
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    First, :haha:

    Second, she gets to me as well. She reminds me of that girl in high school who was popular, homecoming queen, etc.; but duplicitous and a complete dimwit.
     
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