Christmas Tipping

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  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    do you do it ?

    how much ?

    to whom ?

    stopped tipping the mailman because we got a new one and he's a big time asshole

    yet he still has the nerve to give us a card begging for a tip

    our recycling people gave us a card. they just stuck it into the handle of one of the four recycling buckets

    i pay about 16 grand a year in property taxes and recycling is the only thing i get for free out of this fucking town

    i pay for my own trash pick up

    i have well water and pay for septic tank emptying

    i think in 31 years i've seen maybe one cop car go by

    paved the road once

    so hundreds of thousands of dollars paid so they can come steal my empty cans and bottles and make money off them and the douches that come get them being paid by me want a Christmas tip on top of it

    no

    no never ever

    well maybe

    maybe i'll give them an extra recycling bucket that i hardly ever use
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    I'll probably throw my barber $50. Everyone one else can fuck off.
     
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  4. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    i give her $10 every three weeks

    fuck. what should i give her for Christmas ?
     
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    I give my Asian masseuse a "happy ending", that's her tip.
     
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  6. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    when i read that quote i was thinking, spoken like a true addict
     
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    the zen massage place at the mall has been busy lately

    i'm kinda happy for them cuz all the rest of the year they just sit there begging people to come in
     
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    :wub: Oaty
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    I tip mine $5-$15 every time I go in, depending on if needed him to juggle his schedule to get me in. You'd probably be fine with between $30 and $50..
     
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    i always say no thank you to them

    i can't be one of those assholes who just keeps walking like nobody just said something to them

    i do get angry with those kiosk fuckers who get all up in your face, even after you told them to fuck off i curse at them in Polish and they get this stupid look on their face
     
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    i think i'm dying

    but that is something to rejoice over :cheer:

    but i still love you my little beetle :hug:
     
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  12. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    oh Christ

    500 Harleys are driving past my house

    i hate those assholes so much

    right turn clyde
     
  13. DryOatmeal

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    she's always late

    i go thru all the trouble of making an appointment a month ahead of time and they take "walk ins" before me

    she's lucky she's really good at keeping my little bald spot on the back of my head nice and hidden or she's get a strongly worded email from me
     
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    You make me smile.......:wave:
     
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    Yeah, my barber is always fucking on time. He'll cut my hair at 5:30 am if I need him to. He's appointment only as well. He pretty much tells walk-ins to make an appointment or go fuck themselves.
     
  16. crazypreacher

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    I tip the guy at starbucks a twenty in the tip jar.










    J/k food servers get tipped. All else can fuck off.
     
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    I hit one of those fuckers with a chair one time. Wouldn't take no for no for an answer so I grabbed the chair he had at his kiosk and fucking smacked him in the back with it and I got the fuck out of there. People were to stunned to follow me or even see what I looked like.
     
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    Teachers, bus driver and trash men get $50. I would tip my mail woman but she delivers my mail to the wrong house constantly.
     
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    mexican lawn service fella gets $50

    housekeepers (2, one day every other week) get $40 each

    that's it
     
  20. ChuckZ

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    Never really heard of Christmas tipping until I heard Howard talk about it, don't think it's done much around here.