Stern Show Christmas with the Stern a Xmas Card Pictorial

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Don't believe we have seen this years card yet? Below is the fabulous photoshopped array of Christmas cards from years gone by....enjoy the beauty...

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    Total bollocks, with one exception. The greeting "Peace And Love, Peace And Love". Everything else was for shite.
     
  4. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    WTF. I hadn't seen the "pregnant" Beefus one or the Wonderful Life one before.

    They sure think they are the top shit, no?

    Really odd odd people.

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    isn't he a filthy jew?
     
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    Just one word......wow!
     
  7. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    There goes all my Christmas spirit. Bah Humbug.
     
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    I am always amazed at how tacky they seem with all that money... Beth's clothes, Howard's 10-year-old swim trunks with ombré coverup shirt, crappy home decor...

    Their holiday cards fall right in line. Ugly fonts, probably a layout done in 1998 Microsoft Paint, card stock bought in bulk from Office Depot...

    Why can't they just order through Tiny Prints or Minted and be done with it? I mean, they're too cheap to order through someplace really nice like Crane & Co. or Smythson...

    They are so fucking cheap. I'm sure they think, "Wow - our photo is so fantastic. Best anyone will see this season. No need to spend money on paper - the photo is the real star!"
     
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    that fucking varvatos scarf.

    Who told him that thing looked good or even functional?
     
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    I wish the one with the three kids was true. "Do we call you Masta or daddy?"
     
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    [​IMG]

    Just what I want in a Christmas card, an old man grabbing a girls ass. Who's face is that on Howard's head anyway?
     
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    The hack has-been shock jock didn't even come up with that himself.

    Stole it from Ringo.
     
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    Wasn't there a hacky version of the John Lennon and Yoko Ono Rolling Stone cover they did?

    Or was that one of the photoshops here? :jj:
     
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    It's function is to distract you from his un-masculine physique, including the man-boobs.
     
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    I think the real men love cats card is this years.
     
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    What none of the 1st marriage o thats right he was hanging out in his basement than.
     
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    Howard and Beth's gender corrected Christmas:
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    Howard and Beth's 'pirate grunge' Christmas:
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    Celebrating the finalization of Howard's neutering Christmas:
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    Howard and Beth's "Stay Classy" Christmas:
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    Howard and Beth's "crazy cat lady" transformation/"descent into madness complete" Christmas:
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    Howard and Beth's "our prenup is now officially completely meaningless" Christmas:
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    Yeah, how the hell did the baby bump one sneak by?
     
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    Lol. We have older very religious relatives who post all received Xmas cards on their wall during the holidays.

    This ass grabbing one would have sent them into a mental tailspin. :giggle:

    Beefus always keeping it Hampton's classy.

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    The baby bump one is not real. There is no way the Sterns would have approved of their faces in that one or the golddigger necklace on Beth. No way.