Chriza and Wonderchild found a place to live

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    A Washington man who recently closed on a home in Northeast Portland was shocked to find a family had recently moved in and changed the locks.

    Rod Nylund said he learned about the occupants, who he assumes are squatters, last week when a contractor he sent to do work at the home called to tell him it was occupied. Nylund called police and confronted the occupants, but said the officer was unable to do anything about it.

    Nylund said his realtor found out the couple had not only changed the locks, but started utility service at the home in their names.



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    http://www.kptv.com/story/26343399/man-buys-ne-portland-home-but-finds-locks-changed-home-occupied
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    that was happening a lot in south florida a few years ago
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

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    Have their Obama-phones arrived yet?
     
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    how in the fuck does that even work? you buy a house and some asshat just squats in it you can't have them removed by the cops???
     
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    I thought that said Poland at first :D
     
  6. Mlaw

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    Pro-Tip, your purchase contract should always require a walk through and a provision that the property be delivered "free of tenants"
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    yup, fucked up shit right there
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    This is nothing that a shotgun couldn't cure.
     
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    If its your property, aren't they trespassers and can't you walk in and open fire on them with a mossberg 500 because they broke in and refused to leave?

    :ninja: fuck
     
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    You know that place will be torn up when they finally get thrown out.
     
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    It's time for Retarded Jeopardy.

    Answer: It's illegal to transport alcohol by horse drawn carriage on Sunday, and police officers are prohibited from arresting and jailing squatters on sight.

    Contestant #1: Alex, what are two laws that ceased to make sense after 1850?

    Alex: Correct.
     
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    i'm surprised it could happen in florida considering you are allowed to shoot pretty much anyone anywhere at anytime for any reason down there
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    who the fuck?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    who in the holy hell?
     
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    I didn't even know Chriza and Wonderchild lived together.
     
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    the family that squats together stays together?
     
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    Yes, it's absolute anarchy down there in Florida. :rolleyes:
     
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    oh fuck off, dave :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    561 til i die, niggas :dancin: