Chriza: Fast Food Study: Participants Offered $3500 To Eat Fast Food For 3 Months

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/10/fast-food-study_n_1506208.html

    http://www.wifr.com/news/headlines/St_Louis_Study__150914465.html

    This almost sounds like a joke -- a study from Washington University in St. Louis is recruiting participants to eat only fast food for three months. They'll be paid $3,500 for their troubles, and enrolled in a weight loss program when the study finishes.

    The researchers are hoping to study obesity, and why some overweight people develop diabetes and other diet cardiovascular risk-factors, while other people don't. By eating only fast food, the researchers are able to easily monitor the participant's food intake. Participants can choose from McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut.

    The participants must gain five percent of their body weight during the course of the study. We're thinking that shouldn't be too hard to accomplish.
     
  2. tomtom

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    I've always said you couldn't pay me to eat that shit and guess what, you couldn't.
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you're not Chriza dipshit
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Thank god.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tomtom is too cool for me :rofl:
     
  7. wetback

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    fuck yeah he'll do it, he doesn't make that in a year!
     
  8. tomtom

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    Didn't say that but why would I want to be you? You obviously don't have the same goals that I have or had at your age.
     
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    This is one reason.
     
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    Now roll your doughy body on the floor laughing. :jj:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: I don't think I make that in a decade
     
  12. TheMummy

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    hey
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh shit didnt mean to let my mult loose :worried:
     
  14. wetback

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    fuck off shit head :stfu:
     
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    3500. hundie plus all the food! do it!!
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    That $3500 is probably taxpayer grant money too! :mad:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :dontcare: I am watching my caloric intake
     
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    :cuss: that'll never last!!
     
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    schmoopys dad is rarr disappointed in him
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :dancin: