Chriza is geting laid in 15 mintues

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  1. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    tell em Chriza
     
  2. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    This will not happen.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No we're going to have some drinks and maybe go get food or watch a movie or something

    It'll take me far longer than that
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Give her a couple hours, I doubt that she's going to be ready to go again so soon.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I hope he knows tha dudes name...
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The comedy stylings of Daveindiego, everyone :facepalm:
     
  7. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :nocheer:

    If you go in all depressive, you have no chance. You need to work on your confidence pal. :console:
     
  8. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Gay

    Just bend her over as soon as she walks in.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The comedy stylings of Stevie, everyone :facepalm:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You going to make her use mouthwash this time when she gets to your place?
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    Comedy styling bla bla.....

    Beat you to it
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Never mind, I forgot Chriza likes the taste of cock.
     
  13. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I love that guys who are spending Friday all alone are laughing at Chriza for having a girl over. :jj:
     
  14. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    drinks = beer... food = taco bell... movie = harry potter, nope, not getting laid
     
  15. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    Yep

    You will enjoy the movie and food much more
     
  16. flailingfish

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    He is our obsession.
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    God I wish I was alone sometimes.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay she just texted and said she's by the zoo

    That puts her about 10 minutes away

    :c
     
  19. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :cheer:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    ...I just opened myself up for a bunch of zoo related jokes didn't I :facepalm: