Chriza is this you? Man Ticketed For Eating Cheeseburger While Driving

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  1. dawg

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    MARIETTA, Ga. (AP) — A man who says he got a traffic ticket for eating a cheeseburger while driving in metro Atlanta won't be prosecuted after all.

    Cobb County Solicitor General Barry Morgan said in a written statement Friday that his office submitted a dismissal of the case against Madison Turner, and a judge signed it.

    Morgan said the state didn't believe it had the evidence to prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt, given the facts and circumstances his office investigated.

    Turner, who lives in Alabama, said he was enjoying a double quarter-pounder with cheese as he drove down a highway outside Atlanta when he was ticketed for violating Georgia's distracted driving law.

    He said the officer told him, "You can't just go down the road eating a hamburger."
     
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    That guy has more hair than chriza.
     
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    That guy looks like he likes doggy style with the ladies
     
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    :omg:
     
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    You think he can afford gas AND McDonalds?
     
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    what a silly thing to get a ticket for
     
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    Why? Who gives a shit what the distraction is?
     
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    douchebag cop
     
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    "you can't just eat a hamburger, mister!!!"
     
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    And he lives in Oregon.:facepalm:
     
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    And that's an old story. Psyche should hit alert IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    would you turn down road head?
     
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    it's distracted driving, and dangerous
     
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    wouldl you turn down giving road head?
     
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    Having gotten it, and found that pulling over and getting was better and safer, yes I would turn it down.

    I say that as the 51 year old doughhead, not the 25 year old one :jj:
     
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    old man :c
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Yup...empty nesting, not a care in the world old fart...
     
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    Eating a double double while driving always ends badly.
     
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    Hello Schmoop.