Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WonderChild, May 20, 2014.
And it was. The most amazing fantastic awesome thing.
waz it bed? bath?...or...beyond......
Did he finger your balloon knot?
Were you covered in horsey sauce at the time?
Did you reciprocate and eat him out after?
Does your vagina resemble a bison?
Look at these fucking animals...
Just asking the obvious questions.
Did he get his tongue caught on your clit ring and bleed all over your asshole?
Did he end with the swirl?
Did he leave the last pieces of his hair inside you?
How many McDonalds Bucks did he give you to pretend that happened?
This is good!! I told him on his income you were the only eating out he should be doing.
Did he fuck you doggie style afters?
Did he think your vagina was a pizza?
Or a cheesesteak?