Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, May 20, 2014.
Too many cheeseburger.
Omg that's a Carls Western
I would rep you, but you don't deserve it.
how much do you weigh??
rep me instead
also, hit up my acid v shrooms thread
When I moved to California the Western Bacon Cheeseburger became a part of my life. I felt like Jesus loved me the day I had my first one.
Whats your sperm count at?
I remember Chiva going to Carl's for the first time and asking me what to get
He was all like BUT I DON'T LIKE BBQ SAUCE ON A BURGER
And I was all like
I have gout...Fucking Chriza!
I actually thought about doing the gout spinoff earlier but decided better of it.
Fuck off, Parrishgolfer!
I'd like to take a 3 wood to your shit mult head!
They don't make them anymore...they are 3 metals now...vacuum salesman!
I too was once a devoted follower of the western. Then the unfortunate day came when the bacon was as hard as a brick. Nearly lost a tooth. I believe that an old Paki classmate who was working there purposely put the inedible bacon upon my burger.
Fuck him and fuck Carl's jr
I still utilize my ping eye 2 three wood
Ping made the most God awful looking woods...ever. I wouldn't even smack Schmoopy across the fivehead with one. However, their putters and irons...another story altogether.
The carls near me turned in to a fucking Taco Bell