Chriza Life Pro Tip #1

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is the best way to enjoy your Papa John's pizza

    When it arrives, open the box, and open the little thing of warm garlic butter

    Drizzle the garlic butter in a spiral over the pizza, making sure to get it on the crust

    Close the box for 5 minutes to let it soak in

    Open the box and enjoy your pizza! [​IMG]


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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i concur. first drizzle then dunk :grad:
     
  3. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    You may as well eat a pile of dog shit.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  5. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Only thing Papa Johns is good for is buying in bulk when they have the "save 50% when the home team wins" promotion. You can feed a baseball team for $20.
     
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  6. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Why not just go to Hungry Howies and get the garlic crust pizza? :dontknow:

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  7. Mojopin

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  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    that pizza = :shit:
     
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  9. BLOW ME

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    the pro tip would be don't eat shitty food you fucking asshole
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ever try the cajun crust?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What in the undying gristley fuck is Hungry Howies
     
  12. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I feel bad for you west coasters that can't get real pizza. :console:
     
  13. Sea Slob

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    A shitty chain that has a gimmick of a bunch of different flavored crusts
     
  14. Mojopin

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    Serious question @Chriza

    Are there regular Mom & Pop pizza places around your area?
     
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  15. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Don't lump us all together. I get real coal brick oven pizza here in AZ. Papa Johns is for the kids :fil:
     
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    I live in Montana! It's painful.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah my favorite is Nonna Emelia's

    Their calzones are bigger than your cock


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  18. Mojopin

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    Yea, that is WAY bigger than my cock.

    Would bang, by the way.
     
  19. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Sorry.
     
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  20. Zarathustra

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    I will not be taking your advice, but i appreciate the time you put in to your post.