Chriza Life Pro Tip #1

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is the best way to enjoy your Papa John's pizza

    When it arrives, open the box, and open the little thing of warm garlic butter

    Drizzle the garlic butter in a spiral over the pizza, making sure to get it on the crust

    Close the box for 5 minutes to let it soak in

    Open the box and enjoy your pizza! [​IMG]


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    i concur. first drizzle then dunk :grad:
     
  3. Mojopin

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    You may as well eat a pile of dog shit.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Only thing Papa Johns is good for is buying in bulk when they have the "save 50% when the home team wins" promotion. You can feed a baseball team for $20.
     
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  6. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Why not just go to Hungry Howies and get the garlic crust pizza? :dontknow:

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  7. Mojopin

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  8. Danas Boyfrien

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    that pizza = :shit:
     
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    the pro tip would be don't eat shitty food you fucking asshole
     
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    ever try the cajun crust?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What in the undying gristley fuck is Hungry Howies
     
  12. J Hi

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    I feel bad for you west coasters that can't get real pizza. :console:
     
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    A shitty chain that has a gimmick of a bunch of different flavored crusts
     
  14. Mojopin

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    Serious question @Chriza

    Are there regular Mom & Pop pizza places around your area?
     
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    Don't lump us all together. I get real coal brick oven pizza here in AZ. Papa Johns is for the kids :fil:
     
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    I live in Montana! It's painful.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah my favorite is Nonna Emelia's

    Their calzones are bigger than your cock


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  18. Mojopin

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    Yea, that is WAY bigger than my cock.

    Would bang, by the way.
     
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    Sorry.
     
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    I will not be taking your advice, but i appreciate the time you put in to your post.