Chriza Life Pro Tip #2

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Despite what you may have been raised to believe, tartar sauce is not just a condiment for fish

    It is actually an excellent dipping sauce for french fries, and a wonderful alternative to the boring norm of ketchup or ranch

    Next time you order fries at a restaurant, give it a try! Just don't be surprised if your waitress looks confused. She probably thinks there is something fishy going on.


    LOL!


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    fuck that
     
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    Its mayonnaise and relish you fool :no:
     
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    Pro Tip #1 was way better
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck you cockhead
     
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    yes. especially mixed with the ketchup.
     
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    You beat me to it. :ninja:
     
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    Omg no way
     
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    I love tartar sauce. :drool:

    When my brother was little, he called it "tarty sauce." :p We still tease him about it, and he's 40!!
     
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    Don't listen to this man he is full of baloney
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You should call him Tardy Sauce

    ROFL
     
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    :bwah:

    never
     
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    I dont even remember what Pro Tip #1 was but it couldnt have been this stupid :facepalm:
     
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    :spit:

    :hilarious: :cwl: :backlol2:

    I don't know why, but I seriously can't stop laughing at this. :jj:
     
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    That shit messes with your teef.

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    I don't think Chriza will be a successful life coach :down:
     
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    I was gonna say bbq sauce, but this works too