Chriza Life Pro Tip #5

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Any chick that claims to not put out on a first date is completely full of shit. In fact, the more fervently they make this claim, the less true it is, always. If you play your cards right and don't make too much of a knob of yourself, I guarantee you at least oral.

    From the girl not from me.


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  4. Mr Sinister

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    i missed #4 what was it
     
  5. Anfkid

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    I think it was about ordering cheap pizza
     
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  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    After reading these tips I feel like my life is better already, thanks Chriza! :hat:
     
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    are these all gonna be tips for a 16 year old?
     
  8. Anfkid

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    Oh.. the 4th was the Contra code.
     
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  9. Mr Sinister

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    and he was wrong
     
  10. WillyBest

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    Will any of these tips be useful for ordering at Arby's?
     
  11. Charon

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    yup
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I'm gunna do the opposite on all these pro tips
     
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    "Horsey Sauce on everything" - Chriza
     
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    I've been saying that for years. When she tells you that she's really trying to convince herself NOT to fuck you. It's actually a good thing. It's a sign that she's thinking about fucking you.
     
  16. WillyBest

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    A lot of these tips are sauce-based
     
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    Neta-Lee Hershlag

    This is why I support Israel.
     
  18. WillyBest

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    That's when you go full Cosby
     
  19. Shivvy

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    i never dated a girl that i didnt fuck on the first night. fact
     
  20. Zarathustra

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    A guess we know Chriza's girlfriend has sex on the first date :eek:
     
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