Chriza will drink this. Anyone else?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I most certainly would not
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    oh jesus, someone make the bacon madness stop already.
     
  4. gwartney

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    [Boy:] On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
    [Girl:] Will he offer me his mouth?
    [Boy:] Yes.
    [Girl:] Will he offer me his teeth?
    [Boy:] Yes.
    [Girl:] Will he offer me his jaws?
    [Boy:] Yes.
    [Girl:] Will he offer me his hunger?
    [Boy:] Yes.
    [Girl:] Again, will he offer me his hunger?
    [Boy:] Yes!
    [Girl:]And will he starve without me?
    [Boy:] Yes!
    [Girl:] And does he love me?
    [Boy:] Yes.
    [Girl:] Yes.
    [Boy:] On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
    [Girl:] Yes.
    [Boy:] I bet you say that to all the boys!
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This

    Idiots have ruined bacon and zombies
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That's pretty gross, chriza.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I wouldn't!
     
  9. Oderus

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    It ain't gay until dicks touch, chriza.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    There is so much truth to this it's scary
     
  11. gwartney

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    It might be OK if it was real bacon. I bet it's some chemical monstrosity or worse yet, Turkey bacon.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't fucking stand bacon flavored things

    My girlfriend made some bacon popcorn once and the smell made me want to barf
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    [video=youtube;WLKwIx2v3Ac]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKwIx2v3Ac[/video]
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    look at that bass drum setup.
     
  16. gwartney

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    I'm with you 100%. If I want bacon flavoring, I'll fry some up.
     
  17. Oderus

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    holy over playing drummer!
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Did you just email me
     
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    man, they sound like shit. :hilarious:
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Man, I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

    Regular bacon is good. Making bacon a "thing" is retarded.

    And fuck zombies. Buncha bandwagon jumpers!