Chriza?

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  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Are you still using your slow cooker? If so, I have a beautiful, easy recipe for you....if you're interested.....let me know, thanks, doll....
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    does it consist of hot dogs and government cheese?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I still have it, I've only used it once recently but yes please :sun:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shut the fuck up Kanye you cock gauntlet
     
  5. Oderus

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    Chriza's the only person that could accidentally slow cook his head and not realize what was happening
     
  6. O Face

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    The only part of this assertion I quibble with is that he is the "only person."
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    Chriza is a slow cook
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    im interested in the recipe
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's my recipe fuckface
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    swap shop, go head.
     
  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    1. Put stuff in slow cooker.
    2. Go fuck ya self.
    3. Enjoy.
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    what's your next item puhleaseee?
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I am a contractor and I will be dropping loads



    of dirt
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    chriza is going to put deli ham and "healthy" wheat bread in the slow cooker when he gets home
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    hi i have a used big black cock i need to sell
     
  16. J Hi

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    first of all, everyone knock it off....
     
  17. Oderus

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    lol
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    j high will you sing to chriza every morning?
     
  19. J Hi

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    I know you like a nice easy recipe....this is it....chicken tacos...(well, the chicken meat for said tacos)
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking beaner