Chrizer! Please address this vital issue

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/whopper-with-1000-cheese-slices?GT1=47001

    The man behind the 1,050 strips of bacon on a burger is back, and this time he's craving cheese. During a promotion at Burger King Japan that allowed customers to chow down on a burger topped with 15 strips of bacon, a reporter ordered one with slightly more bacon — 1,050 strips. Yet Mr. Sato wasn't done yet.

    More From Delish: 10 Oversized Restaurant Eating Challenges

    According to RocketNews24, Mr. Sato recently ordered a Whopper topped with 1,000 slices of cheese. This time, the reporter had the foresight to call Burger King three days in advance with his unconventional order.

    Although price was not discussed, this Whopper surely cost more than a typical cheeseburger. With its extra slices of cheese, the burger weighed approximately 25 pounds and was a whopping 45,661 kcals. The Whopper gained 45,000 of those kcals from the cheese alone.


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck off Goat
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Douche
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I think it's kinda dumb :dontknow: I mean what's the point?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lulz@ Goatboy faggot
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    da fuck is a goatcabin
     
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    Silly
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    ^ Has to stay at least 500-1000 ft. from playgrounds, schools, parks and happy fun slides...

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    akumba mumbwangi
     
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    I fucking hate people. The person that ordered that should be dragged into an alley and beaten with a toaster oven.


    I worked at a pizza/burger joint when I was 16. I was the cashier, cook, AND delivery guy. Prick calls up one day and asks for a pizza with everything. I said we had a lot of ingredients, what exactly did he mean by "everything"?

    He replied all shitty: "I said EVERYTHING. What does EVERYTHING mean to you?!"

    "No problem" I said. "I'll have that delivered in about an hour." :evil:

    Like I said, we weren't just a pizza joint. We were a burger/hotdog/gyro joint that also made pizzas.

    I put EVERYTHING on this fuckers pizza. If it wasn't tied down I either chopped it or sliced it and put it on. We're talking cucumbers, pickles, gyro meat, sliced hotdogs, chopped pizza puffs, french fries, sour cream, beef jerky, cookies- EVERYTHING. The price is something I will never forget. $97.11. It was $1.25 per additional topping. What can I say. Prick said everything.

    This fucking thing was about 4-5 inches tall. it baked like a goddamn cake. It weighed more than your average toddler. The guy had a shit fit when i brought it to him. He refused to pay so I sat on his front stoop and started eating it myself until he called my manager and threatened to have me arrested.

    Like I said before, I fucking hate people.
     
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    Look at the wall it's leaning on. The important issue here is WHY would someone be cutting out Galactic Empire emblems?:scratch:

    That is not the burger you are looking for...

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    The burger on the left looks fucking awesome actually
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    I'm worried the Japanese are developing a Deaf Star.

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    I hate when food hipsters order gay shit like that, just to put it on the internets.
     
  18. ralphberries

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    Like this one.A total waste of bacon.



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    You haven't held another job since, have you?
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    Self-employed.:jj: It's the only way I can go thru life. I have stories for days about my other jobs.

    Road kill cleanup
    Giordano's (Coked up Bull's cheerleaders for waitresses)
    Domino's Pizza
    Balducci's
    Freezer storage
    Telemarketing
    P.I. apprentice
    Drug/Cash delivery as a kid (unknowingly)
    Bar Manager
    Bouncer
    Underground/Illegal Fighter (for roughly 15 minutes with NO fights.:etm:)
    Bartender
    Comic
    Crowd Warm Up act
    Sporting Goods sorting supervisor
    Theater Usher
    and Blockbuster Video for 2 hours and 13 minutes. A personal record.

    That roughly the list for ages 15-21. Not including the inadvertent drug stuff when I was around 10.