Chrysler 300C John Varvatos Edition

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  1. SalsMasterShake

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    Chrysler must've paid some big bucks to get their commercial of Varvatos' 300C on during March Madness, ad nauseum.

    I'm sure they paid through the nose for Howard and Fred's "Apple" style plug last week as well.

    To me, there's nothing special about the Varvatos edition. Like Howard, it probably only comes in black. I'm surprised its not wrapped in a faggoty scarf.

    I wonder if it comes with a wig warmer?

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    How big is the PETCOCK?
     
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    Saw that, didn't care. What I did cringe at was Iggy Pop in the commercial as an example of someone who's name stands for something.
     
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    I would like to apply for a wing under Varvatos. Here is my application.
     
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    Does that car ever resent having to share a parking lot with so many other cars? It must have been hard growing up. :coffee:
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i agree its kind of a ho hum car imo.
     
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    I had an Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer in the late 90s, and I remember that they gave me a pretty nice Eddie Bauer bag at the dealership (I think the ex wound up with that bag :nocheer:)

    I would bet dollars to donuts that you get your choice of a black or grey scarf with the purchase of a Varvatos' 300C
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...some people like those chrysler 300s but i see it as a 90s german look. but the varvados edition doesnt really make it much different.they probably should have started that way stock.
     
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    Agreed. Wiggy must be rubbing off on Varvatos; paid a shit load of money to do absolutely nothing (other than put a name plate on the glove compartment door).
     
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    The 300c is played the fuck out. The Varvatos thing is the nail in the coffin.
     
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    What kind of douche would buy a car with some other guy's name written all over it?
     
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    His name and logo are on many other places on that car.
     
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    ...technically anybody thats ever bought a ford. :c
     
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    Shelby, Roush, Abarth, or Pininfarina would be the only ones I'd be comfortable with.
     
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    About the size of a beer can.
     
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    A Don Knotts inspired Pickup. Fucking awesome.
     
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    Italian garbage mobile . . .
     
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    That's sweet as hell! RIP Don Knotts!