Chuck getting girl stories

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Sep 13, 2012.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Master bullshitter meets masturbator.

    "I just walk down the street and they're all over me...Nothing over 25."
    :jrolleyes:


    Howard: So then what'd you? " :wigtip:
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    funny i am listening to it right now.."i just sit there at the table and say hey baby, and they come on over and thats all it takes"

    but the more disturbing thing was howard's weird line about the thickness of his fingers "if you were fingering me with those fingers i bet that would hurt" wtf? what straight guy would ever think of that?
     
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    Chuck is full of shit.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Howard's gay, Zito's full of shit, steroids, and semen.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "I just walk down the street and they're all over me...Nothing over 25."

    What Chuck omits is that he's talking about his visits to the tranny stroll on Santa Monica Blvd.
     
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    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    In Stern Universe, 20yo's ONLY want 60yo men. :facepalm:

    "How big is your cock? You must be huge."

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    well no "Straight" guy would ever say that
     
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    "swappin' spits"
    :puke:
     
  9. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure that chick he fucked in a dark bathroom was a tranny. :jj:
     
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    25 yr old chicks are lining up for this:
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    BITCH, PLEASE :rolleye:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    all that Just for Men has soaked into his brain.
     
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    The best was the story he told a few years ago about some 20 something girl was on a date with a late twenties early thirties "business-type" guy and she kept making eyes over at Chuck and followed him into the bathroom and he asked her if that was her boyfriend and she said no they are only on their first date so banged her right in the bathroom without a condom as always
     
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    He doesn't dye his hair either. True story
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    He's all about swappin spits
     
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    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    That's the one. He doesn't wear rubbers. Mark it for when he gets AIDS. :coffee:
     
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    fagalla.
     
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    looks like the retarded brother of Sly and Frank... Maybe he'll be in Expendables 3 as the killed badguy #132
     
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