Chuck Norris without a beard

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    That is all.
     
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    Yup. That's an out-of-touch right-winger (totally redundant, I know) right there.



    Nice tits, whinebag.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    My shitty Chuck Norris jokes: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard with a weed wacker. Chuck Norris is so tough that he threatened his beard with a razor and the beard jumped off of his face....
     
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    I thought there was like another fist or something where his chin is supposed to be. Guess that was bullshit. :dontknow:
     
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    Oh....I thought this was gonna be a Chuck Norris break-up or divorce announcement.

    He's a fruit and he's also bald and wears a wig like Howard.
     
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    Hi Chris Matthews! :bigwave:

    I love the work you do from Obama's half-black asshole.
     
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    He actually looks better without that ridiculous dyed brown beard... it looked awful.

    Now: the ink-pot dyed HAIR is another story. :facepalm:
     
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    you do know that is a toupee right?

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    Why are liberals such nimrods? What did chuck do to get your panties in a bunch?
     
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    Shaving of that beard is the death of the Republican Party (again)
     
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    And fake teeth too. Damn. He's faker than Howard. :jj:
     
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    Never got the fascination with him
     
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    He latched onto the Bruce Lee thing. Thought he was the white Bruce Lee, IMHO.

    Which makes Segal soooo much worse. He's a knock-off of a knock-off. :jj:
     
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    [video=youtube_share;V2B9jyZTp4w]http://youtu.be/V2B9jyZTp4w[/video]
     
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    Chuck is 73 years old. If I look half that good at that age I'll consider myself blessed.
     
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