Chuck Zito Tattoo Parlor Bank Vault

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  1. Nemo

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    http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/01/chuck-zito-tattoo-vault/

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    Former "Oz" star and Hells Angel badass Chuck Zito is opening the tattoo parlor equivalent of Fort Knox -- decking out a massive, real-life bank vault in New York with tattoo chairs, neon lights, everything.

    The old bank in Monroe, NY was built in 1915 -- and Chuck tells TMZ, he's already invested over $100,000 converting the vault into a 21st century skin ink workshop.

    It's pretty intimidating ... the vault door weighs 70 tons -- 140,000 pounds -- and when it's closed, it creates an airtight seal ... so Chuck had to leave the original emergency ventilator intact.

    Random fact: Monroe is the birthplace of Velveeta cheese. The more you know.
     
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    Fuck Chuck ....
     
  3. Chimney Portions

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    I hope this is as successful as his dojo.
     
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    100k down the drain.

    I wonder who he'll blame for this failure?
     
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    Looks way cool to me.
     
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    I don't know whether or not to beat up this news or have sweaty sex with it...:dontknow:







    ...maybe I should call up one of my best buddies right up and ask. Should I call Kurt Russell, Lady Gaga, or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?