Cindy Crawford Blames Failed Marriage to Richard Gere on 17-Year Age Gap

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    This won't happen to their love, Beth just likes to hang out at home with Howard and watch TV.

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    Yeah. Who would-a thought. 17 year age difference. :rolleyes:
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    She's a little to blame, he's a little to blame. The age gap is probably a lot to blame.

    But you know who gets off scott-free in all of this??? The gerbil up his ass.
     
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    Keep in mind that Beth has the mental capacity of a 5 year old golden retriever


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    What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
    You must be new here.

    How do you know you're at the gay Tunnel of Love?
    They hand out gerbils at the entrance.

    Kinison had a great routine about how if you ever went to a pet store and they were sold out of gerbils and hamsters that it was obvious who just went shopping for sex toys. "Sorry Billy...you can't get a new hamster today...because some fag is shoving little fluffy up his ass for sexual pleasure...Ohh ohh!!!!".
     
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    Cindy Crawford was married to Richard Gere?