Stern Show "Classless Howard Stern" - Let Us Count The Ways

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  1. OV

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    1. Missing Gary's father's funeral - using his Whorsey's ankle as an excuse (who showed up at a Hamptons party)

    2. Missing Gary's mother's funeral - claimed to be "sick" all weekend, conveniently

    3. Missing Richard's wedding because "Robin, who has weddings in the summer?"

    4. Attributing Judge Kapnick's decision to reject his frivolous $300MM Sirius XM merger suit because it was that time of the month, etc.

    What else???
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    He don't seem to like to help people out too much.
     
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    Paying for content with worthless plugs at sirius.
     
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    Paying the guy that works the most (jd) minimum wage and mocking his life. Fuck that phony everything bastard.
     
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    What he said about Kathie Lee's children was pretty classless. Didnt need to go there attacking someone's kids. I dont even remember what he said about them but I know he said something.
     
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    :za:
     
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    Mocking poor Christopher Reeve in a wheelchair. Christopher Reeve didnt deserve that shit. He was loved by everyone. Wasnt funny.
     
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    When people spent time to give him the perfect gift and he would mock the gift and throw them out. Truly tacky.
     
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    Or wood chipper em.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    How about pushing that Different Strokes actress to the edge
     
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    --handing out free Sirius/K-roc swag as gifts and acting as if he was out money.
     
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    Marrying a Pittsburgh 7 with more teeth than brains.
     
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    The wedding list
     
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    buy a calendar you cheap fucks
     
  15. OV

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    yeah, that's right Dana Plato

    .. also playing with the ashes of Debbie Tay (and being successfully sued for that disrespect by her brother and sister)
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Forgot about that..ugh

    How about joking on air about Allison's miscarriage?

    God forbid it was Beth who miscarried..m
     
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    Then. Years down the road, he attacked Sal for his Beth comments. Howie lead EVERYBODY in the studio against Sal, saying that it was wrong to attack her - but somehow they all justified Artie wishing AIDS on Sal's kids as comedy - but Beth was angelic and undeserving of the attacks.

    That whole thing was just as sickening. And every kisser fell in line with Howie like mindless drones.
     
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    Replaying pieces of Jackie interviews where he talks about how he wrote something or came up with something and Howard arguing with the tape basically saying Jackie didn't come up with shit it was all him and Fred. I think back then he had a LOT more writers than he let on and he was getting stuff from everyone - a lot of which were fan disguised as contests.
     
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    He would probably secretly rejoice.
     
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    He needs three giant energy-sucking homes and he pretends to be an environmentalist.

    Cry about balloons killing turtles then flushing condoms after sex with Ralph.