1. Missing Gary's father's funeral - using his Whorsey's ankle as an excuse (who showed up at a Hamptons party) 2. Missing Gary's mother's funeral - claimed to be "sick" all weekend, conveniently 3. Missing Richard's wedding because "Robin, who has weddings in the summer?" 4. Attributing Judge Kapnick's decision to reject his frivolous $300MM Sirius XM merger suit because it was that time of the month, etc. What else???