Clauses in Howard's pre-nup?

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  1. JessOnCrack

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    What do you think happens if Beth cheats?

    How long does she have to stay married to him?
     
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    If it's with a black guy while Howard hides in the closet, then she gets a 100k bonus each time.
     
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    it depends on if she gets caught, though i wouldnt be surprised if they had some " arrangement" . after all shes gotta have a life right? So as long as shes discreet and dont spill any beans about wiggo then shes probably got some freedom there.

    personally though, i would think her goofy pics and practically dry humping co stars and her dumb ass shows goes way beyond pushing the envelope on any clause about discreet or not humiliating her husband publicly.
     
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    What constitutes "cheating"
     
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    I think she probably gets a bonus for every 5 years they are married. And she probably gets a healthy pay day for signing a non disclosure agreement and she will lose all that if she talks about his wig.
    I wonder if there is a clause that states Howard has to make her famous.
    He should send her here to prove he made her famous.
     
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    It's all a speculation since none of us have seen the contract but vast majority of prenups have a 5 year cliff & also a child clause. Basically, after 5 years of marriage, a spouse is entitled to a larger sum of money in case of a divorce. Usually double the amount she would get if she divorced a year or two earlier. Pregnancy would also trigger another, separate, windfall as well.
     
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    I thought that ten years was the big payday (eg. Tom Cruise filing for divorce and trying to claim it was 9 years or something to avoid paying Nicole Kidman mega bucks) but I suppose it's different in every damn state.
     
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    Yeah she's got solid life money after 5 years for sure I would say and that's coming up in October. Plus probably a good sum of money to not talk about anything or write a book, etc. She's set like her friend Katie Lee Joel.
     
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    Katie met Tom soon as they married. Beth put in few years before the marriage.
     
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    wonder if she gets any bonus money for being his common law for a while

    im sure the pre nup is iron clad
     
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    "Receiving a blowjob is not cheating" - Howard Stern
     
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    nor fun, according to Howard Stern, his wife and his shrink.
     
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    ...judy you need to put spoiler tags on any links with nudity. [ s p o i l e r ] linkhere [ / s p o i l e r ]. no spaces.
     
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    Thanks RP. Caught it a few minutes ago. :beer:
     
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    Every contract is different regardless of state. But usually there are "increments of 5 years" cliffs.