Cleaning a dogs butthole is so much fun

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  1. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    My dog wont let me drain his ass gland. Little faggot keeps trying to bite me with his 4 remaining teeth.
    @Lemmy you have experience in this field with your 14 dogs?:artiejj:
     
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    Maybe use your hands instead of your tongue?
     
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    Did you use your tongue? That's the best method
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Spend the $10 and have a dog groomer do it.
     
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    @Stevie get in here and show this guy how to squeeze a dogs shit box.
     
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    Stevie will do it for $5












    With his tongue
     
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    The groomer cant and wont do it since he tries to bite anyone who plays with his matted dingleberries.
     
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    Tell your dog to stop going around with his whole asshole hanging out
     
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    Your dog sounds immature.
     
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    He is having a hard time pooping, so i might have to take him to the vet so they can knock him out and then @Stevie can thoroughly clean and drain all his assjuices, with his tongue of course. :ucoffee:
     
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    He's a gear jammer now. :fil:
     
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    Squeezing asshole is a talent that you don't lose overnight.
     
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    @Super Mario
     
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    Try a soft sensual touch
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I hear the cock is the best instrument to use. It really gets in there and does a thorough job.
     
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