Clever Thief steals laptop from car with a Slingshot

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  1. dawg

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    New Delhi, Delhi, India

     
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    Breaking a window is clever?
     
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    Misleading thread title. He did not steal a laptop with a slingshot. He used a slingshot to break a window, then he stole a laptop.
     
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    dot on dot crime o_O
     
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    i fucking hate thieves.
     
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    20 second video would have sufficed.
     
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    backpack. someone assumed there was a laptop in it.
     
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    a slingshot is a WMD in india.
     
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    He could rearrange the words to "Clever thief with a slingshot steals laptop from a car."
     
  10. dawg

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    I'd say he's more clever than this educated News Reporter.

     
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    juan is in jail
     
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    Hey Dawg, maybe you should take a night off from starting threads and just sit back and observe for a while.
     
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    I always have a knife with a glass breaker and seatbelt cutter on my person.

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    So is a Curry-fart
     
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    Me too. My coworkers think I'm a fucking psychopath whenever I use it. One guy needed to open a box and I handed it to him and he refused to use it because it scared him. :facepalm:
     
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    You should be like ..
     
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    Probably didn't want to be accused of the crimes that were previously committed with said weapon IMO :loco:
     
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    i think the stole it with his hands
     
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    remember the old pens with the spring loaded window breaker on the end? used to use them to steal BenziBoxs